WE MOVED, ASSHOLES

by the way, should i do a commentary on this one?

in which i get very worked up over a gag

welp, here is my first full-length commentary.

i’m crey.

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the worst part is that john forgets all about his maimed ass just a few minutes later
also this is supposed to be a fluff fic

the worst part is that john forgets all about his maimed ass just a few minutes later

also this is supposed to be a fluff fic

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can i just ask why Tavros has boobs on his back?

thanks for the submissions, guys, that’s what keeps this blog going c:

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Ignoring the rubber arms that wildly vary in length, incredible OOC-ness, weird feet, and a few other details, it’s not as bad as some other stuff on here.

But then there are those things I mentioned.

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;_;

stupid-homestucks:

homestuckcreepypasta:

i just read the first chapter

seriously you guys prepare yourselves

-dirk

I regret clicking this -Kasu

ah man i read this forever ago.

pretty well-written, but it does contain the dubious lube of mushed eyeballs (also dicks don’t go there, with eye sockets this time), so it does pertain to the blog.


I’m just going to let the commentator I got this log from explain why it’s so horrible:

(from http://homestuckpornreviews.tumblr.com/post/18520947560/terezi-and-gamzee-dont-play)

no there is no possible way that just some precum could be enough to stick your dick up someone’s ass
… my ass hurts :C

no there is no possible way that just some precum could be enough to stick your dick up someone’s ass

… my ass hurts :C